----- Original Message -----
From: "Ted Cooper" <eximX1211@???>
To: <exim-users@???>
Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2008 12:32 AM
Subject: Re: [exim] disclaimers :-(
> I wont enter into why they're bad as everyone else seems to have covered
> that pretty well ;)
EXCEPT the disclaimers in the text below [1]. Wrong time of year I know -
but still a classic :-)
All the best
Phil
[1]
SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:
From [enter name here] ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the
wishee"), please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all...and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary
preference of the wishee.
DISCLAIMER
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to "God", "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting,
and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.
.........in other words "Merry Christmas!
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