Apologies for the shockingly off-topic message...
I don't know about you, but I don't like boilerplate disclaimers ("this
e-mail is for the person it's for. Please don't read it if you didn't
receive it. Immediately destroy it and all copies if you have received
it when you shouldn't have. If you have read it, forget what it said...
etc etc etc").
Anyway, instead of moaning, which is what I normally do, I thought I'd
distribute a good one I received this morning. It contains advertising
(sorry), but I have no connection with the company, honest (except being
a customer). The bit I particularly like is the virus disclaimer and
confidentiality condition.
Here's the boilerplate in full:
If you want to call us, please do - we play great music! The number's
01258 474300 - meantime: Please go have a look at our lovely, olivey
website:
www.olivesetal.co.uk.
Olives Et Al - winner of The Spirit of Dorset award for 2006 and proudly
oliveering in Dorset since 1993.
Get ready for Purple Love Week 10th - 17th February 2007: Doing it all
again for Independents everywhere. . .
For the full story - see
www.olivesetal.co.uk
This email is from those delightful folk at Olives Et Al Ltd - the UK's
only olive specialist. if it's not intended for you then please don't
read it unless you think it will make you laugh. In which case send us
a good joke in return... One other thing - this mail has been swept for
all known viruses so if you catch a bug from us, sorry but we've done
all we can to prevent it.
Finally, since we love trees and hate waste please don't print this
email if you really don't have to. Trees will love you... so will we.
Olives Et Al Ltd, Registered Office: 35 Chequers Court, Brown Street,
Salisbury, Wiltshire SP1 2AS Company Registration No. 3824308
